so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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