the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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