the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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