An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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