im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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