drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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