see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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