I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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