You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize