Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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