also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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