No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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