dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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