well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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