Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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