can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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