I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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