She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
