did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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