And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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