People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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