Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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