Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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