similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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