I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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