yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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