Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
No subtext here. People are naked.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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