At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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