I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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