Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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