Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Drake has all the answers
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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