He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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