I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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