after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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