I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
