in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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