theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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