so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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