Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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