The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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