She's JV to your varsity
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i've created a new STD.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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