I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
it glows. i had to have it.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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