Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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