Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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