It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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