i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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