She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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