Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
