Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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