where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Randomize
