i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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