It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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