Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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