eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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