I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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