He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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