I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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